as i get older, the usual categories applying to unsuitable men grow more and more – not enough with men that are either taken, assholes or gay, now there’s a large quantity of men that are too young – this is quite depressing – five years or less might be okay, but let’s be honest six, seven, ten years younger…? – i already knew my abc’s when they were born, so a relationship beyond baby-sitting seems wrong, wrong, wrong – but why, of all people, are younger men so exceptionally charming? – this is so unfair, this is so harold and maude or demi and ashton, only it’s not working out