according to our sources, characters from children’s tv have been shaping the way we see men – my favourite has always and for ever been poldi – the prettiest dragon there is

what does that tell me about the men i like? – they must be green, like to smoke, possess a certain affinity to being vain, threaten people to eat them, sometimes be a little slow on the uptake and don’t forget that little bit of childish cuteness that they’ll never be able to shake off

hm, do i know such men? – i am not sure, but i am very much sure, i know someone exactly like this – i really am working with the grinch and he’s not cute and adorable, like poldi, he’s rather like príncipe bárbaro – and why i still ache for someone like that will be an infinite mystery