ahoy mateys, tomorrow is talk like a pirate day and me be well prepared – not quite turtle soup and rum, but just as well – worth pillagin’ and plunderin’ for – avast, me hearties, avast!

me be hungry after work, yarr! – me be thirsty after work, yarr! – me want soupy after work, yarr! – so, smartly, ye salty sea dogs and prepare soup for ye ol’ captain, savvy?