steffi – just for you

happy unbirthday

torres everywhere

ron-dezvous

not a pretty idea indeed – first we learn, he is going to quit manchester – ugliest city in the world – to go to sunny spain, whatever good that might bring – england surely will miss him

but now this – sucking faces with paris hilton in trendy hollywood? – duh, he snubbed her only last year (poor thing), but somehow the 80 million and some alcohol did the trick and now we’re all just grossed out by images like this one

oh dear, no – some news we just don’t want to know – and the last bit of hope for ronnie’s saneness is gone flushing down the drain – he seems your ordinary brainless, vain …  uhm, sportsman? … uhm, footballer? … uhm, male? whatever, here’s our favourite memories of dear old ronnie during good old manU times

more ronnie tantrums, sulks and dives? – follow the link below

http://www.ronaldos-greatest-ever-tantrums-sulks-and-dives/

numero nine

football stars go rock, numero nine

numero uno

football stars go rock, numero uno

world’s footballer of the year

i guess it’s the unusual outfits that makes them look so totally awkward – cristiano ronaldo and marta are crowned to be the king and queen of football on something the fifa likes to call a magical evening in grandiose surroundings – they really do look awkward, don’t they? – and good thing, too, he didn’t get hurt in his recent car crash – how would a toby collar or a plaster on his leg look to that suit…

o my…

poor ronnie – it’s not everyday something like this happens  – aol.co.uk reports:

Ronaldo wrecks his Ferrari in Manchester tunnel crash

A policeman inspects Ronaldo’s wrecked Ferrari

Manchester United footballer Cristiano Ronaldo has escaped unharmed after smashing his sportscar into a mangled wreck, leaving a trail of debris scattered over the road, according to reports.

His Ferrari collided with a barrier in a tunnel on the A538 Wilmslow Road near Manchester Airport at about 10.20am.

Witnesses said his car was a “mangled wreck” – and police say it is a write-off. One of the wheels had come off and was about 200 yards behind where the car had come to rest.

A witness told The Sun: “The front of Ronaldo’s car was completely mangled. There was metal all over the road and debris – and we had to dodge our way through it.

“Ronaldo was just standing at the side of the road looking forlorn and bewildered.

“My daughter said to me, ‘Oh my God – that’s Cristiano Ronaldo!’ It’s amazing he was okay because his car looked so bad.”

The 23-year-old was able to get out of the vehicle himself and was spoken to by police at the scene. Greater Manchester Police have confirmed that he will also be formally questioned, and that no one was injured.

Ronaldo’s Manchester United teammate Edwin Van Der Sar is also understood to have been questioned by police. The Man U goalie was not involved in the incident, but is understood to have been travelling behind Ronaldo in his Bentley.

A club spokesman said: “[Ronaldo] was involved in an incident this morning. No other cars were involved.

“He’s fine and is training as normal with the team this morning.”

Ronaldo came on as a substitute in the final 30 minutes of his team’s 1-0 Carling Cup defeat to Derby County last night.

oh dear

it has yet again been proven – the german team looses every important game, steffi and i aren’t watching together - these terrible, terrible sentences (found on aol.co.uk) confirm my worst nightmares and make it absolutely necessary for us to find a way to get to south africa in 2010 asap

After the Jens Lehmann era, it seemed somehow fitting Germany should concede to a kamikaze goalkeeping blunder.

Germany’s only first-half threat came through the excellent set piece delivery of Bastian Schweinsteiger, with Heiko Westermann sending a powerful header just over.

schweini almost saved the day?? – and who the hell is heiko westermann? – heiko? seriously, there’s a strange linking of people with that name and my life at the moment - there are multiple heikos everywhere – scary stuff, that! – now even in the football haven? – i don’t believe it – i feel violated and estranged – boundaries are moving and parts of my life merging, which i never in my wildest dreams believed could ever be part of one another – life’s a mystery and this might be the greatest of them all – adieu to football as a sanctuary of saneness in this ocean of obscurity

i think i’ll go and listen to far away in america – a song from the times, when football was still only just football and jürgen klinsmann still happily siniging away – no complicated life lines, silly fights and weird new people

highway to hell…

… woke me up this morning and yet again, i could not keep images of throsten frings rockin’ it out of my mind – seriously, this has to stop – i also can’t help giggling, whenever i hear i got you babe – and my favorite far away in america has been taken of youtube – that is a shocking disappointment and i am very sad – but still, singing sportsmen rock my world

singing sportsmen rock my world

we realized we desperately miss the german national soccer team performing songs, so we came up with a little lineup of our own. thanks to steffi for contributing!

jürgen klinsmann: far away in america

schweini + poldi: ein freund, ein guter freund

philipp lahm: it’s a small world after all

thorsten frings: highway to hell (shaking his hair)

michael ballack: i feel pretty

clemens fritz aka. the nation’s number one single (gala says): all by myself

christoph metzelder: you sexy thing

arne friedrich: candy shop (feat. the nutella boys)

kevin kuranyi: i’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

special bonus feature: metze und timo: i got you, babe (follow up to steffi’s and lena’s outrageous theory; i’ve got nothing to do with that!!!)

touching you deep inside

keep it rockin’, guys!

azzurro

Azzurro,
il pomeriggio è troppo azzurro
e lungo per me.
Mi accorgo
di non avere più risorse,
senza di te,
e allora
io quasi quasi prendo il treno
e vengo, vengo da te,
ma il treno dei desideri
nei miei pensieri all’incontrario va.