my life of randomness

do you ever have the feeling, your life is just too absurd to be real? – no, well, that’s how i feel on a daily basis – there are just too many ridiculous and absurd things that happen to me – it cannot be normal – today i thought i’d had enough after the bakery incident, but things just got more and more strange, as the day went on – ending with a guy deliberatly making me and my bike crash into a street lamp, by sidestepping back and forward and me unable to evade him – i gave him a good talking to and got rid of the last bit of my built-up anger and tension – so this friday ends just as last friday has, with me being in quite a content and happy state – this deserves a toast – to happy times – and i know just the song that goes with it

ps: all my love and friendship, a pizza, loads of chocolate and laughs to steffi and andrei for the good times – and always remember - no wife without life

the bakery incident

this is the story of my quest for a chocolate croissant – a two-day quest – this croissant is heavenly – mostly chocolate, a little croissant and topped off with a dash of icing suger – simply devine! – my day yesterday started with turned off water, so i couldn’t shower, wash my hair and leave in time for work – being late, my croissant was history for that day – today then was the day of the chocolate croissant – i would get one no matter what – first stop: bakery at the corner – ten minute wait, while an immensly large lady ordered cake enough to feed not only herself, but also her entire apartment building – then, to my great disappointment, no more chocolate croissant – next stop: next bakery, down a couple of blocks – oh, yes, there it is – the last croissant – but someone else is in line in front of me – i am praying, i am hoping, i am dying – then, my turn – yes, yes, yes, double, triple, quadruble yes – it’s mine – my very own heavenly, chocolaty croissant!! – and nothing, not even annoying customers or bothersome guys, that happen to work here as well, can keep me from enjoying it and savouring it’s rich and chocolatey flavor to the fullest possible extend