species to be observed in public outdoor pools:
1. the Brathähnchen – overly tanned people – sometimes men with skin like a crocodile – so not sexy!
2. the Bahnknutscher – cute couple, not able to even swim a whole length without meeting up in the middle for a quick snog – makes me jealous!
3. the Pullerman – a guy, who speaks in a language not even my 2-year-old niece would use to say he needs to take a slash – funny, especially when his skin has the color of freshly squeezed pink grapefruit juice!
4. the ugly single guy – has sunblock on his nose and back, advertising his single-ness to the girls – he’s saying “help me, i need you, i want you” – poor thing, but let’s be realistic, ugh no!
5. the war lords – families, that just cannot stop bickering and sometimes end up in outright fights over beachballs, beer-bottles and who has to go get more french fries – i know of no one, who goes on people’s nerves more persistently!
- to be continued -
